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    <title>How a United Methodist Pastor became a Presbyterian</title>
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    <published>2010-05-10T20:12:08Z</published>
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    <summary>Many people ask me how and why I switched from the United Methodist Church to the Presbyterian Church (USA). Usually I just tell them it&apos;s a long story and, in short, I found it easier to switch denominations than to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img alt="umc_to_pcusa.gif" src="http://ironic1.com/umc_to_pcusa.gif" width="140" height="57" align="right" hspace="10" />Many people ask me how and why I switched from the United Methodist Church to the Presbyterian Church (USA).  Usually I just tell them it's a long story and, in short, I found it easier to switch denominations than to switch Annual Conferences within the United Methodist Church.  And while that's true, it's not the whole truth.</p>

<p>So I decided for myself, and for others, to record the long story. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the summer of 2000 my erstwhile wife, Charlotte, decided to move to Duluth, Minnesota.  This wasn't a surprise as we had been talking about it for some time, but I had had responsibilities in Indiana in my churches and I was trying to be a faithful member of the North Indiana Conference.  She and my two kids departed in August of 2000 and I told the Conference I wanted to go join them as soon as possible.</p>

<p>I continued working at the church I was appointed to until December of 2000.  In the intervening months I had worked hard at trying to find a position up in Minnesota within a 100 mile radius of Duluth.  I was in close contact with the District Superintendent there and things looked promising, but no promises were made.  In the meantime I said my goodbyes to Indiana and tidied things up there.  Everything I heard led me to understand that I was leaving with their best wishes and as soon as I found work in Minnesota I should let them know and they could change my status.</p>

<p>Work was not easily found in the Duluth area.  I started subbing for pastors in the pulpit and I got to know a lot of the area clergy.  A couple of churches decided to hire me as a youth director in July 2001 and, shortly after that, I got an offer to join the staff of an eight church parish of Presbyterian churches.  The pay wasn't great on either, but I could cobble together a living and keep going until I found something better.</p>

<p>So I informed my home Conference in Indiana of what had happened and asked for a change of status and to be taken off leave.  In the meantime I was still looking for full time work in the United Methodist Church in Minnesota.</p>

<p>Much to my surprise they wouldn't change my status and, further, said I had taken the jobs improperly.  I tried to clarify my status and explained I had been in touch with my District Superintendents, both in Duluth and Indiana, this entire time and they'd been aware of my work.  </p>

<p>This back and forth went on for a year until I was sent an ultimatum from the bishop in Indiana.  I could do one of the following:</p>

<p>a) Quit my church jobs and find secular work;<br />
b) Return to Indiana and come off leave and be placed in a church there;<br />
c) Be accepted immediately into the Minnesota Annual Conference; or<br />
d) Refuse to comply and be brought up on charges and have my credentials revoked.</p>

<p>Faced with those choices I opted for option e) I could become a Presbyterian.</p>

<p>After all the Presbyterian Church had provided a place of ministry for me and were very supportive of my work and my family.  It also meant I could continue both of my jobs, for Pioneer Parish and my youth work with the two United Methodist congregations.  It would also once and for all resolve my status.  So I informed the bishop of my decision in the fall of 2002 and started taking Presbyterian Polity and History classes in the spring semester of 2003.</p>

<p>I passed my qualifying tests for transfer later that spring and, in May of 2003, I was interviewed in front of a stated meeting of the Presbytery of Northern Waters and was accepted without reservation.  At that point I was officially a Presbyterian.</p>

<p>Shortly after that I was installed as the pastor of the United Church of Two Harbors which relates fully to the Presbyterian Church (USA) and the United Methodist Church.  As such I have been participating in both denominations.</p>

<p>I hold no ill will towards the United Methodist Church and still maintain good relations with my UMC colleagues.  I do, however, still feel bitter about the way I was treated by the North Indiana Conference and the bishop there at the time.  I can not see the reason in how they treated me or my family when I was working so hard to comply.</p>

<p>But what was meant for evil God used for good and I landed in exactly the right place.  Providential, don't you think?<br />
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    <title>Nerd Nite 1.2 - The Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown - Final Showdown!</title>
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    <published>2010-05-07T13:16:36Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-07T13:21:05Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Somehow I missed updating this! Thanks for someone pointing this out! It came down to Tom Baker vs. David Tennant and Baker won pretty handily. Nerd Nite was terrific and I enjoyed it greatly. I even shaked my geek...</summary>
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<p>Somehow I missed updating this!  Thanks for someone pointing this out!  </p>

<p>It came down to Tom Baker vs. David Tennant and Baker won pretty handily.</p>

<p>Nerd Nite was terrific and I enjoyed it greatly.  I even <a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=376913423691&subj=736247408&oid=339090973232">shaked my geek thang</a>.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Nerd Nite 1.2 - The Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown - Round 3</title>
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    <published>2010-03-23T05:36:42Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-23T05:40:24Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Round 1 is done and Round 2 is still in voting, but here is Round 3 of the Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown. In Round 1 Sylvester McCoy prevailed over Paul McGann and Christopher Eccleston trounced Colin Baker. So here are...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="htthttp://ironic1.com/2010/03/nerd_nite_12_the_ultimate_doct.html">Round 1</a> is done and <a href="http://ironic1.com/2010/03/nerd_nite_12_the_ultimate_doct_1.html">Round 2</a> is still in voting, but here is Round 3 of the Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown.  In Round 1 Sylvester McCoy prevailed over Paul McGann and Christopher Eccleston trounced Colin Baker.  So here are your brackets now.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/2010/03/22/nerd-nite-1-2-the-ultimate-doctor-who-showdown-round-3/slide19-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-13222"><img src="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Slide191-450x337.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" class="alignright size-large wp-image-13222" /></a></p>

<p><strong>Round 3<br />
Bracket # 4</strong> - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Seventh_Doctor">Sylvester McCoy</a> vs. <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fourth_Doctor">Tom Baker</a><br />
<strong>Bracket # 5</strong> - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Tenth_Doctor">David Tennant</a> vs. <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Ninth_Doctor">Christopher Eccleston</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/2010/03/22/nerd-nite-1-2-the-ultimate-doctor-who-showdown-round-3/slide21/" rel="attachment wp-att-13223"><img src="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Slide21-450x337.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" class="alignright size-large wp-image-13223" /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/2010/03/22/nerd-nite-1-2-the-ultimate-doctor-who-showdown-round-3/slide22/" rel="attachment wp-att-13224"><img src="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Slide22-450x337.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" class="alignright size-large wp-image-13224" /></a></p>

<p>Get your votes in by the time I finalize my presentation on Wednesday.  So, play it safe, and send me your votes now.  Just mail them to <a href="mailto:doctorwho@ironic1.com">doctorwho@ironic1.com</a>.</p>

<p>And then come to Nerd Nite 1.2 Wednesday, March 24, 7:30 at the Teatro Zuccone to see the Final Four you picked and vote for the best Doctor of all time.  Be there and be square!</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Nerd Nite 1.2 - The Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown - Round 2</title>
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    <published>2010-03-21T23:49:31Z</published>
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    <summary>While I tabulate the results from Round 1, here is Round 2. Send your votes to doctorwho@ironic1.com and feel free to make your case in the comments below. Round 2 Bracket # 3 - Patrick Troughton vs. Jon Pertwee Bracket...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While I tabulate the results from Round 1, here is Round 2.  Send your votes to <a href="mailto:doctorwho@ironic1.com">doctorwho@ironic1.com</a> and feel free to make your case in the comments below.</p>

<p><strong>Round 2 </strong><br />
<strong>Bracket # 3</strong> - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Second_Doctor">Patrick Troughton</a> vs. <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Third_Doctor">Jon Pertwee</a><br />
<strong>Bracket # 6</strong> - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/First_Doctor">William Hartnell</a> vs. <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Doctor">Peter Davison</a> </p>

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<p>Voting for this round will end sometime on Wednesday when I finalize my presentation, so don't wait around!  <a href="mailto:doctorwho@ironic1.com">Vote now</a>!</p>

<p>There will be one more round to determine the Final Four.  The Final Four will be revealed at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=325022869603&amp;ref=ts">Nerd Nite 1.2</a> at the Teatro Zuccone this Wednesday, March 24.  The event begins at 7:30 and will feature lots of presenters on all sorts of nerdy topics.  Cover is $5.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Nerd Nite 1.2 - The Ultimate Doctor Who Showdown - Round 1</title>
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    <published>2010-03-19T17:02:01Z</published>
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    <summary>Ten go in! One comes out! For Nerd Nite 1.2 I am going to settle once and for all who the best Doctor is, at least until Matt Smith becomes the Doctor starting April 4. In the spirit of March...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ten go in!  One comes out!<br />
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<p>For <a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=325022869603&amp;ref=ts">Nerd Nite 1.2</a> I am going to settle once and for all who the best <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who">Doctor</a> is, at least until <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Eleventh_Doctor">Matt Smith</a> becomes the Doctor starting April 4.  In the spirit of March Madness I have constructed a bracket and have seeded the Doctors based on how many stories aired in their reign.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>#1 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fourth_Doctor">Tom Baker</a> (Fourth Doctor 1974-1981) - 42 Stories<br />
#2 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Tenth_Doctor">David Tennant</a> (Tenth Doctor 2005-2010) - 36 Stories<br />
#3 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/First_Doctor">William Hartnell</a> (First Doctor 1963-1966) - 29 Stories<br />
#4 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Third_Doctor">Jon Pertwee</a> (Third Doctor 1970-1974) - 24 Stories<br />
#5 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Second_Doctor">Patrick Troughton</a> (Second Doctor 1966-1969) - 21 Stories<br />
#6 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Doctor">Peter Davison</a> (Fifth Doctor 1981-1984) - 20 Stories<br />
#7 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Seventh_Doctor">Sylvester McCoy</a> (Seventh Doctor 1986-1989) - 13 Stories<br />
#8 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Ninth_Doctor">Christopher Eccleston</a> (Ninth Doctor 2005) - 10 Stories<br />
#9 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Sixth_Doctor">Colin Baker</a> (Sixth Doctor 1984-1986) - 8 Stories<br />
#10 - <a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Eighth_Doctor">Paul McGann</a> (Eighth Doctor 1996) - 1 Story</p>

<p>Now, you vote.  Argue, convince, rant in the comments below, but send your official votes to <a href="mailto:doctorwho@ironic1.com">doctorwho@ironic1.com</a>.</p>

<p>First up, brackets 1 and 2: Sylvester McCoy vs. Paul McGann and Christopher Eccleston vs. Colin Baker.  I'll be taking votes on these until noon on Sunday and then I'll post the next round.  To find out who makes the Final Four you will have to come to Nerd Nite 1.2 at the Teatro Zuccone this coming Wednesday, March 24 at 7:30.</p>

<p>Let the nerd fight begin!  </p>

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    <title>Mountain Top</title>
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    <published>2010-03-13T13:18:06Z</published>
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    <summary>My second script for Chicken Hat weekend. My prompts last night were Oscar Wilde, A Clown&apos;s Nose, and Olympus (the actual mountain, not the home of the gods) and I was writing for 2 men, plus a walk on by...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img alt="mount-olympus.jpg" src="http://ironic1.com/mount-olympus.jpg" width="250"  align="right" hspace="10"/>My second script for Chicken Hat weekend.  My prompts last night were Oscar Wilde, A Clown's Nose, and Olympus (the actual mountain, not the home of the gods) and I was writing for 2 men, plus a walk on by Kaylee Matuszak.</p>

<p>I had several false starts on this one, including a funny but ultimately unsustainable scene of 19th century authors downhill skiing, but finally focused on the parenthetical note about Olympus as my jump off point.  It was, of course, my son, Simon, who threw that prompt in there.  It is another of my more philosophical pieces returning to a common theme in my writing - the true believer meets the skeptic.  Enjoy.</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p>WHO: Oscar Wilde	<br />
WHAT: A Clown’s Nose	<br />
WHERE: Olympus (the actual mountain, not the home of the gods)<br />
CAST: 2 Men<br />
WALK ON: Kaylee Matuszak</p>

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CAST:<br />
	HIKER<br />
	SHERPA – Kaylee Matuszak<br />
	GURU </p>

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LIGHTS UP	</p>

<p>HIKER – Come, my trusty sherpa, it cannot be far to the peak. There, at the peak of Mount Olympus, we will find all the secrets of the ancient gods!</p>

<p>SHERPA -  Yeah, well, the peak is right over there.  I’ll let you go on your own.</p>

<p>HIKER -  But, trusty sherpa, don’t you wish to learn ancient wisdom and stand in the place of the ancient gods?</p>

<p>SHERPA -  Sure, but this is only a walk on role and my dad tells me I’m only supposed to have one or two lines of dialog, and since I’ve already established place and character, I think I’ve done more than my fair share.  I’ll let you carry the rest of the scene on your own.</p>

<p>HIKER -  Your words are strange, trusty sherpa, but I will do as you wish!  Wait here and I will return. (turns) Behold!  There is the peak!  And, lo!  A solitary figure sits upon the peak!  Could this be an emissary of the gods?  Could it be a god himself?  Do I dare speak to him?  I will chance it.  (Goes over to figure.)  Pardon me, I have traveled far to seek enlightenment on the mountain.</p>

<p>GURU – Really?  That’s great!  Because we haven’t had power here for weeks and I was hoping to catch up on American Idol.</p>

<p>HIKER – What?</p>

<p>GURU – You said you were from the light and power company, yeah?</p>

<p>HIKER – No.  I’m a seeker of enlightenment!  The whole truth!</p>

<p>GURU – You say you got a hole in your tooth?  You’ll want a dentist, then.  Can’t help you there.</p>

<p>HIKER – No!  You misunderstand me, old man!  I come to the top of this mountain to find wisdom!</p>

<p>GURU stares at HIKER.</p>

<p>HIKER – I have traveled a long way.  Far I have traveled.  And long.  Very steep climb.  Took me many days with my trusted sherpa.  Long and far.  So… here I am.</p>

<p>GURU – Yep.  There you are.</p>

<p>HIKER – Look, can you help me?</p>

<p>GURU – I can try, but I’ve never really studied dentistry…</p>

<p>HIKER – No!  With my quest… you know…</p>

<p>GURU – Quest?  What quest?</p>

<p>HIKER – My quest!  For wisdom!  Truth!  Ultimate knowledge!  The secret of the gods!</p>

<p>GURU – So what’s the question?</p>

<p>HIKER – Well, uh…  um… who are you?</p>

<p>GURU – Would you believe that I am almighty Zeus, god of thunder?</p>

<p>HIKER – O almighty Zeus!  Forgive my insolence as a mere mortal…</p>

<p>GURU – (laughs) Nah, I’m just yanking your chain.  The name’s Percy.  What’s your name?</p>

<p>HIKER – Er, Bill, actually.  Um, so, what are you doing on the top of Mount Olympus?</p>

<p>GURU – Comparative literature.</p>

<p>HIKER – Comparative literature?</p>

<p>GURU – Yeah, after you see a dentist, you should probably get your hearing checked, too.</p>

<p>HIKER – What?</p>

<p>GURU – (louder) After you see a dentist!  You should probably…!</p>

<p>HIKER – No, comparing literature to… what?</p>

<p>GURU – Nature.  I’m a professor of 19th century literature, you see.  I studied all the great writers of the period.  Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, the Bronte sisters.  And I specialized in the transcendentalists – Walt Whitman, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau.  They marveled at nature, idealized it, worshiped it, almost, you could say.</p>

<p>HIKER – And what great wisdom have you found, o wise man?</p>

<p>GURU – Nature sucks.</p>

<p>HIKER – What?</p>

<p>GURU – Those guys had no idea what they were talking about.  They needed to get out more.  There’s no wisdom to be found here.  It’s just a pile of rocks.</p>

<p>HIKER – Ah!  Aha!  But isn’t the knowledge that there is no wisdom to be gained by being here in fact in itself a kind of wisdom?!</p>

<p>GURU reaches out and tweaks HIKER’s nose hard.</p>

<p>HIKER – Owww!  (holding his nose) What did you do that for?</p>

<p>GURU – I wanted to see if it hurt.</p>

<p>HIKER – Of course it hurt!  Why wouldn’t it hurt?</p>

<p>GURU – It didn’t hurt me.  My nose is perfectly fine.</p>

<p>HIKER – It wasn’t your nose that got twisted!</p>

<p>GURU – Oh, you’re right.  I guess I didn’t really learn anything from it at all, did I?  Not directly.  Not unless I take your word for it.</p>

<p>HIKER – Take my word for it.  It hurt.</p>

<p>GURU – If it were the other way around, would you be willing to take my word for it?  That my nose hurt?</p>

<p>HIKER – Sure.  Why not?  It’s pretty obvious.</p>

<p>GURU – So, why are you here, Bill?</p>

<p>HIKER – I told you.  To seek wisdom.</p>

<p>GURU – Why climb all the way up here for that if you are willing to take my word for it?  Why aren’t you comfortably reading a book in some armchair somewhere?</p>

<p>HIKER – Because that’s not the same as…</p>

<p>GURU – Actually experiencing it? (shrugs)  Then why ask me or anyone anything?</p>

<p>HIKER – (blinks) Oh.  (looks around him, as if for the first time)  It’s a nice view.</p>

<p>GURU – You think so?</p>

<p>HIKER – Can we start this whole thing over again?</p>

<p>GURU – I don’t see why not.</p>

<p>HIKER – (offers hand)  Hi, I’m Bill.</p>

<p>GURU – (shakes hand)  Hi, I’m Percy.</p>

<p>HIKER – Hi, Percy.  (sits)  Nice pile of rocks you got here.</p>

<p>GURU – It is what it is.</p>

<p>SCENE and LIGHTS OUT</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Sesame Street Blues</title>
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    <published>2010-03-12T17:12:21Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-12T17:20:57Z</updated>
    
    <summary>It&apos;s time for another round of Chicken Hat plays, and so here is my original script for the day. The twist this time is that instead of writing one 10 minute show we are writing two 5 minute scenes, presumably...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img alt="ernie_koekie.gif" src="http://ironic1.com/ernie_koekie.gif" width="200" align="right" hspace="10"/>It's time for another round of Chicken Hat plays, and so here is my original script for the day.  The twist this time is that instead of writing one 10 minute show we are writing two 5 minute scenes, presumably 12 hours apart.  I got one actor and a walk on and an optional off stage voice.  I took that option.</p>

<p>I broke two cardinal rules in this script.  Don't make your actors sing.  Don't make your actors do impersonations.  Yet, after the read through, I feel fairly confident this should be good. </p>

<p>My prompts were:</p>

<p>WHO:  A Bitter Academic	<br />
WHAT:  Harmonica	<br />
WHERE:  Sesame Street<br />
TIME:  11:00<br />
WALK ON:  Super Dave Anderson (area television meteorologist)</p>

<p>If you are coming tonight, don't read on unless you want spoilers.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>CAST:<br />
	COOKIE MONSTER <br />
	ERNIE<br />
	ACADEMIC – played by Dave Anderson<br />
	VOICE OFF </p>

<p>PROPS:	Cookies, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Carrots, Harmonica</p>

<p>SCENE 1</p>

<p>LIGHTS UP	</p>

<p>SOUND CUE – Music from Sesame Street up and then fades.</p>

<p>COOKIE MONSTER – Hello boys and girls!  Me Cookie Monster and me here to tell you about the letter “C.”  Letter “C” is me favorite letter in the whole alphabet.  You know why?  My favorite thing in the whole world start with letter “C.”  You know what that is boys and girls?  I show you!  Cookies!  Om nom nom nom nom.</p>

<p>ACADEMIC – Cut!  Hold it right there, Cookie Monster.</p>

<p>COOKIE MONSTER – What dat?  Who dat?</p>

<p>ACADEMIC – I’m from the Family Association for Healthy Living and you need to be a better role model for children and eat more healthy things.  Here.  Here’s your new approved script.  And we cleaned up your grammar a bit too.</p>

<p>COOKIE MONSTER – You gotta be kidding me.</p>

<p>VOICE OFF – Take two!</p>

<p>COOKIE MONSTER – Hello boys and girls. I am your blue furry pal and I am here to inform you about the properties of the third letter of the Roman alphabet, the letter “C.”  This crescent shaped letter is my favorite letter, though other letters are of equal value and should not be thought less of, because of the many wonderful things that start with the letter “C.”  Here, let me show you some of the delicious things that start with “C.”  Behold!  Cauliflower.  Cabbage.  Carrots.  (breaking) What the hell is this crap?  Crap!  That start with “C.”  I don’t even say me name in this piece of shit script.  Me Cookie Monster!  Me not cauliflower pussy-whipped “blue furry pal.”</p>

<p>VOICE OFF – The Producers want to take the show in a different direction.  A healthier direction.</p>

<p>COOKIE MONSTER –  Oh yeah, let me tell you then what you can do with this script…</p>

<p>[Harmonica Blues Riff]<br />
The Surgeon General has gone and <br />
slapped a warning on me.<br />
He says I promote<br />
juvenile obesity.<br />
The PTA is seeking an injunction <br />
to ban me from class.<br />
They’re lawyering up <br />
to sue my monstrous blue ass.<br />
And I’m so blue.  I’ve got those Cookie Monster blues.  Oh yes I do.<br />
What can I do?  I am what I chew.  So I got those Cookie Monster blues.</p>

<p>They want me to be a role model <br />
for good girls and boys.<br />
They tell me not to eat cookies <br />
and pretend it’s my choice.<br />
Well some birds can swim and <br />
you can teach a fish to fly.<br />
But I got to eat cookies until I <br />
get a myocardial infarction and die.<br />
And I’m so blue.  I’ve got those Cookie Monster blues.  Oh yes I do.<br />
What can I do?  I am what I chew.  So I got those Cookie Monster blues.</p>

<p>They got me eating broccoli <br />
and leafy green veggies.<br />
I tell kids to play nice<br />
and not give each other wedgies.<br />
But when I’m not on the TV<br />
I can do as I please.<br />
I’m shooting up snickerdoodles, baby,<br />
and snorting lines of powdered chocolate chip cookies!<br />
And I’m so blue.  I’ve got those Cookie Monster blues.  Oh yes, you know that I do.<br />
What can I do?  I am what I chew.  So I got those Cookie Monster blues.</p>

<p>They point their fingers at me<br />
and tell me to be kind.<br />
They say I’m a role model, baby,<br />
and I got to tow the line.<br />
But cookies are what I eat<br />
and a monster is what I am.<br />
And I’m going to go all Godzilla on their ass<br />
if they make me eat one more frickin’ yam!<br />
And I’m so blue.  I’ve got those Cookie Monster blues.  Oh you know I do.<br />
What can I do?  I am what I chew.  So I got those Cookie Monster blues.</p>

<p>SCENE & LIGHTS DOWN</p>

<p><br />
SCENE 2</p>

<p>LIGHTS UP	</p>

<p>SOUND CUE – Music from Sesame Street up and then fades.</p>

<p>ERNIE – Hey, it’s Ernie here and I’ve got a surprise for my buddy, Bert.</p>

<p>ACADEMIC – Excuse me, Ernie, I’m…</p>

<p>ERNIE – You!  Cookie Monster told me about you.  You’re the guy from the Family Council for Sticking Their Noses in Where They Don’t Belong!</p>

<p>ACADEMIC – Now, I’m just trying to make this show better.</p>

<p>ERNIE – Cookie Monster went on a binge because of you!  Last I saw, he had 3 Girl Scouts at his trailer and he was snorting crushed up Thin Mints off their merit badges!  You go do your good deeds somewhere else because we don’t need your advice.  Shoo!  Scram!  Get out of here!</p>

<p>VOICE OFF – Ernie, the producers need you to clean up your… errrr… representation of your alternative lifestyle.</p>

<p>ERNIE -  Uh huh.  They can just kiss my orange muppety ass!</p>

<p>[Harmonica Blues Riff]<br />
They say I don’t promote <br />
family cohesivity.<br />
They say I should exhibit<br />
moral sensitivity.<br />
Why all this consternation?<br />
Well, I’ve got my hunch.<br />
Because my choice of life partners<br />
has got their panties in a bunch.<br />
And I’ve got the blues.  The ambiguously possibly homoerotic subtext blues.  Oh yes I do.<br />
I got a lifestyle that they put on trial.  I’ve got those kinda sorta gay muppet blues.</p>

<p>My life partner Bert<br />
likes pigeons and oatmeal.<br />
He collects bottle caps<br />
which gives him a cheap thrill.<br />
I’m zany and nutty.<br />
I like playing my drum kit.<br />
But because we live together<br />
it makes people say dumb shit.<br />
And I’ve got the blues.  The ambiguously possibly homoerotic subtext blues.  Oh yes I do.<br />
I got a lifestyle that they put on trial.  I’ve got those kinda sorta gay muppet blues.</p>

<p>Look, I’m a hand puppet!<br />
Is your brain on vacation?<br />
I’m not even anatomically equipped<br />
for sodomic fornication.<br />
All this speculation makes me<br />
question what’s going on here.<br />
I got a puppeter’s hand up my ass<br />
what’s up yours? I wonder.<br />
And I’ve got the blues.  The ambiguously possibly homoerotic subtext blues.  Oh yes I do.<br />
I got a lifestyle that they put on trial.  I’ve got those kinda sorta gay muppet blues.</p>

<p>SCENE & LIGHTS DOWN<br />
</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Wind Storm in Canal Park</title>
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    <published>2009-10-02T20:47:15Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-02T20:48:46Z</updated>
    
    <summary> This is my first attempt at posting video from my iPhone. I took this around 12:20 today. The winds were gusting up to 50 mph according NOAA....</summary>
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        <name>ironic1</name>
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            <category term="Short Film" />
    
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<p>This is my first attempt at posting video from my iPhone.  I took this around 12:20 today.  The winds were gusting up to 50 mph according NOAA.  </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Free Range Film Fest Tonight!</title>
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    <published>2009-07-24T17:21:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-24T17:23:27Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Black Eyed Snakes - Rise Up! from Brian Barber on Vimeo. I&apos;m heading to the Free Range Film Fest tonight to get my share of this year&apos;s crop of organic films without that nasty big corporation aftertaste....</summary>
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        <name>ironic1</name>
        <uri>http://ironic1.com</uri>
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            <category term="Short Film" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4368858&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4368858&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/4368858">Black Eyed Snakes - Rise Up!</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/brianbarber">Brian Barber</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></p>

<p>I'm heading to the <a href="http://www.freerangefilm.com/">Free Range Film Fest</a> tonight to get my share of this year's crop of organic films without that nasty big corporation aftertaste.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Jay Cooke with Balloon</title>
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    <published>2009-07-22T17:05:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-22T17:07:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary> I saw this on my way down Superior Street yesterday and had to stop and take a photo. I have no idea if the balloon was placed there or just happened to be caught on the statue, though I&apos;d...</summary>
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        <name>ironic1</name>
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            <category term="Everyday Life" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs129.snc1/5531_119811757408_736247408_2303379_3931648_n.jpg" width="480" ></p>

<p>I saw this on my way down Superior Street yesterday and had to stop and take a photo.  I have no idea if the balloon was placed there or just happened to be caught on the statue, though I'd guess the former.  It just made me happy.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Butter that Makes You Laugh Out Loud!</title>
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    <published>2009-06-25T16:12:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-25T16:15:13Z</updated>
    
    <summary> This has been cracking me up for a couple years. Our local grocery tags Land O&apos; Lakes products as LOL. I wonder if they know what amusement they are affording us....</summary>
    <author>
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            <category term="Geek" />
    
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<p>This has been cracking me up for a couple years.  Our local grocery tags Land O' Lakes products as LOL.  I wonder if they know what amusement they are affording us.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Chaotic Good Preacher</title>
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    <published>2009-06-03T14:08:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-03T15:06:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary>As a rule, I enjoy taxonomies, typologies, personality inventories, and the ilk. I&apos;ve been Meyers Briggsed, Strong Campbelled, Corinne Wared, Gallup Strengths Findered, Enneagrammed, and the list goes on. But, honestly, I&apos;m not sure any of them are much better...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://ironic1.com/dnd_alignment.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" width="250" alt="alignment chart" >As a rule, I enjoy taxonomies, typologies, personality inventories, and the ilk.  I've been Meyers Briggsed, Strong Campbelled, Corinne Wared, Gallup Strengths Findered, Enneagrammed, and the list goes on.</p>

<p>But, honestly, I'm not sure any of them are much better or worse than the good old D&D alignment matrix.  In old school D&D you choose an alignment to describe the ethos of your character.  You can, on one axis, be Lawful, Neutral, or Chaotic in relationship to your adherence to authority, and on the other axis be Good, Neutral, or Evil in what, in game terms, boils down to your own sense of altruism.  In D&D terms, Evil characters are always out for self enrichment and use other people to achieve their own ends.</p>

<p>When applied to real life the alignment grid becomes very interesting.  As a pastor in a major, mainline denomination (perhaps two of them) you might predict that I'd be Lawful Good, seeking to maintain social order and promote the common good.  It's the classic Paladin alignment after all.  But, actually, in testing and in practice, I'm Chaotic Good, and not accidentally so.</p>

<p>I'm fairly suspicious of institutions, whether governmental or ecclesiastical, and not that I doubt the good intentions of the leadership, though sometimes I do.  Moreso I question the overall efficacy of such institutions and their ability to really do anything of worth.  The bigger the institution, the more out of touch it is.  And that's not just my experience, it's my theological reasoning as well.  A key biblical text for me in this regard is <a href="http://bible.oremus.org/?ql=111035526">1 Samuel 8</a> which describes what a king does to his people.</p>

<p>Also, I'm just suspicious of moral frameworks in general.  After all the fall was caused not by eating an apple, but eating of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil.  Morality is a curse in the context of <a href="http://bible.oremus.org/?ql=111035900">Genesis 3</a> and one could argue that the rest of the Bible is dealing with that curse.</p>

<p>So, I'm a Chaotic Good Preacher.  I believe that Good is best expressed in individual actions of compassion and justice and not in institutional expressions of the same.  Sometimes the system works, sure, but even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile.  </p>

<p>Practically this means I preach about grace and joy found in concrete expressions of individual's life and charity found in the life of the community.  As a leader I try to be sure that my institution for which I'm paradoxically responsible is a permission giving body that tries to chart a course for the body, and then pretty much stays out of the way, giving resources and support, rather than micromanaging.  In other words, I try never to let the rules stand in the way of a good idea.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Duluth Playhouse Promo</title>
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    <published>2009-05-29T20:45:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-29T20:47:55Z</updated>
    
    <summary> My daughter, Emma, is featured in this promo video. What she says is true. When she was six and first auditioning she was extremely shy, but also extremely charming. I&apos;m very proud of her, in case you didn&apos;t know....</summary>
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        <name>ironic1</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L5DjydqR9gI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L5DjydqR9gI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>

<p>My daughter, Emma, is featured in this promo video.  What she says is true.  When she was six and first auditioning she was extremely shy, but also extremely charming.  I'm very proud of her, in case you didn't know.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>My Son the Ubergeek</title>
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    <published>2009-05-11T15:12:31Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-11T15:22:54Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Simon has started contributing to a D&amp;D wiki and has created two races - Hill Giant and Underworld Elf. Not only did he master the whole wiki editing thing without any input from me but he clearly demonstrates great formatting...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>ironic1</name>
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    </author>
            <category term="Geek" />
    
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://ironic1.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page"><img alt="dndwiki.jpg" src="http://ironic1.com/dndwiki.jpg" width="140" height="89" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>Simon has started contributing to a <a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page">D&D wiki</a> and has created two races - <a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Giant_(4e_Race)">Hill Giant</a> and <a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Underworld_Elf_(4e_Race)">Underworld Elf</a>.  Not only did he master the whole wiki editing thing without any input from me but he clearly demonstrates great formatting and editing sensibilities.  He has an eye for detail and game mechanics as well.  Really, my geek heart is full to overflowing.  Couldn't be prouder.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>WWJD? A Statistical Analysis</title>
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    <published>2009-05-10T03:53:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-10T04:03:17Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I dreamt last night that I was teaching or working in a seminary. I was working on a project where, with a team of grad students, I was doing a thorough cataloging of all of the verbs in the New...</summary>
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        <name>ironic1</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ironic1.com/wwjd.html" onclick="window.open('http://ironic1.com/wwjd.html','popup','width=522,height=437,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://ironic1.com/wwjd-thumb.jpg" width="300" height="251" align="right" hspace="5" alt="" /></a>I dreamt last night that I was teaching or working in a seminary.  I was working on a project where, with a team of grad students, I was doing a thorough cataloging of all of the verbs in the New Testament associated with Jesus, particularly from the Gospels and doing a statistical analysis of the frequency of these verbs so that we could say, with some statistical certainty, what Jesus would do.</p>

<p>I remember I had a rather lengthy discussion of whether we should admit the verb "to be" into our calculations as was argued that the word is often just a linking verb and has no real existential meaning in most cases.</p>

<p>I also remember a dean or a vice president or some such authority being very upset with me because he thought I was trivializing the whole thing and wasting time. </p>

<p>The interesting thing is, now that I have had the dream, I think this might be a fun project to do in reality.</p>]]>
        
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