Blogger X - I like X! X makes me happy!
Commenter 1 - I give tacit support for your love of X, but somewhat less enthusiastic support than yours.
Commenter 2 - I point out certain deficits in X, but affirm Blogger X as having the right to hold that opinion.
Commenter 3 - I don't like X because of some childhood trauma.
Commenter 4 - I don't like X because of its negative impact on the environment, cultural morals, or because X is a cheap imitation of Z.
Commenter 5 - I affirm Z as being better. X sucks.
Commenter 6 - X sucks.
Commenter 7 - X sucks more than Z but Z sucks too.
Commenter 8 - X sucks and Blogger X sucks.
Commenter 9 - I defend Blogger X and cast aspersions upon Commenter 8.
Commenter 8 - Commenter 9 sucks.
Commenter 1 - I try to calm everyone down.
Commenter 8 - Commenter 1 is a self righteous prig.
Commenter 5 - I roll my eyes.
Admin - Stop it.
Commenter 8 - Admin sucks.
Commenter 7 - Yeah, what Commenter 8 said.
Admin - Ban.
Commenter 8 as Commenter 10 - You all suck. I launch into a diatribe against everybody.
Admin - Come on guys.
Commenter 1 - This used to be such a good blog.
Commenter 3 - This is all Blogger X's fault, really.
Blogger X - Meh?